"I'm lost missus - and I don't even know what I'm supposed
to be" (surely not the Bonnie Bogle from last year ?!)
The casual hands -in -the -pocket stance and the forced
smile says it all. Martin pretending he is not related to this strange man!
"And I thought that I had an identity crisis!"
"See what us old wifies are reduced to! It's the only way I
can supplement my pension" (Looking on in despair, one young teenager
contemplates the dress sense of the elderly!)
"There's a chance you might get the lampshades my dear - but
the bra stays put" (It's that duck/chick thing again - seems to be following
Still pining over Celtic!
"See me? - Ah'm a real hard man - and ah'm real smart- 'cos
I know those two apes are gonnae use their sticks to try and knit a gansey
oot o' my mohican hair. But I've got a wee surprise for them - Wait and
"I'm so mad that I had to be beside that Hiawatha!
Pocohontes is a much cuter squaw"